how long does piss last?

[nosquas]

I have clean piss. I just started working at a new place. I like smoking weed but I haven't for 4 months. I met 2 guys that work there yesterday and they both smoke. They both assured me there are no random drug tests. Today, 1 of them comes up to me and says "OH SHIT, THEY'RE RANDOM DRUG TESTING ME".

CAPTAIN CLEAN PISS TO SAVE THE DAY!

So I pissed in a bottle for him and he poured it into a condom and stuck it inside his underwear or something, and I'm sure he passed.

How do I save my piss to where I can use it in the same way? Keeping it in liquid form would be a lot easier for me. Fake piss is illegal in my state so I can't buy any of the gadgets. The guy I pissed for got the job by drinking one of the head shop potions, so they must not do a super complex test.

What I was thinking: Buy a fridge and keep it locked (very common at my work) keep some piss in a zip lock bag inside of a pot pie box or something in the freezer. If they ask me to go take a random, I tell them I need to finish something real quick (I commonly have customers waiting on me to finish work for them) I grab the bag stick it in a cup, microwave it, pour it in a condom, and do the same thing the guy did. They let you close the door, but you must empty your pockets first, it would be very easy to conceal a needle to poke the condom with.

Seriously, one guy has worked there for 3 years and he never saw anyone get randomed, so I'm thinking it might not have been random, the guy looks like a pot head. I'm not saying that I can identify pot smokers by what they wear, but management might think they can.

Sorry to be long winded, but I've been thinking about this for a long time, and I REALLY WANT TO SMOKE. imp:

nosquas Reviewed by nosquas on 12-22-2005. how long does piss last? I have clean piss. I just started working at a new place. I like smoking weed but I haven't for 4 months. I met 2 guys that work there yesterday and they both smoke. They both assured me there are no random drug tests. Today, 1 of them comes up to me and says "OH SHIT, THEY'RE RANDOM DRUG TESTING ME". CAPTAIN CLEAN PISS TO SAVE THE DAY! So I pissed in a bottle for him and he poured it into a condom and stuck it inside his underwear or something, and I'm sure he passed. How do I save Rating: 5

[420kidder]

I wonder if you can freeze it? I know you can't just let it sit out in some beer bottles on your window sill weeks after a crazy party.

[scooterjay]

you can keep it for a year frozen

[nosquas]

but what exactly makes it go bad? I don't think they do any age testing on piss? Does it go rotten?

[harmonicminor]

I have kept it in the fridge in a 2 liter soda bottle for 4 months and used a little each week for out patient rehab.

[scooterjay]

frozen piss lasts for a year. thaw it, shake it up to resuspend solids, then filter it into another container. warm it and put into a condom.

piss stored in a bottle at room temp may last one week before breaking down into ammonia compounds.

haven't tried it yet, but am going to develop a method for dehydrating urine into a powder. we can't buy clean urine in this state.

[nosquas]

I had some in a bottle for at least 2 weeks at room temp. You could see solids in it. I heated it up and the solids went away and it got a little lighter.

Screw the urine cops. If it looks like piss and smells like piss screw them.

[Clawed Cooper]

:stoned: :rasta: I gotta think about this.

[Doobie Snax]

Keeping some clean piss is a good idea...

[4Lyfe]

I just keep mine in my closet... i stored up like a week ago...