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Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Everyone felt shitty
Even the mouse.

Mom at the whorehouse
And dad smokin' grass.
I'd just settled down
For a nice peice of ass.

When out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter,
I sprung from my peice
To see what was the matter.

Then out on the lawn
I saw a big dick.
I knew in a moment
It must be Saint Nick.

He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell
I knew in a minute
The fucker had fell.

He filled all the stockings
With pretzels and beer
And a big rubber dick
For my brother the queer.

He rose up the chimney
With a thunderous fart.
The son of a bitch
Blew the chimney apart.

He swore and he cursed
As he rode out of sight.
"Piss on you all
And have a hell of a night"

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kiwi Reviewed by kiwi on . HUMOUR ME.............. :thumbsup: :dance: Twas the night before Christmas And all through the house Everyone felt shitty Even the mouse. Mom at the whorehouse And dad smokin' grass. I'd just settled down Rating: 5