Hm.

1. Mr. Rogers
2. Barney (dinosaur suit and all.. okay, tell me it wouldn't be badass to have a massive purple dinosaur in your crew.)
3. Chuck Norris
4. Rory from the Gilmore Girls (this one's serious!)
5. Don King
6. Luis Marcus, the genius behind the bobby pin.
7. Luke Skywalker
8. This man: