Quote Originally Posted by dark0ne
i secretly kidnaped an asain girl and named her p-cubenesis. she rolls my joints for me and cooks some damn good noodles.
dude ive done that too. but i had to realease her last year becuas eshe was an early bloomer, she had her period at 8. well she was this mexican girl name choooobakka and she was my slave for a few years. she spoke spanish fluent understood inglesh but couldnt speak inglesh and we got a long fine. out conversations were like this:

me:eyy woman!
her:si senor?
me:make me a damn sandwich woman!
her:si senor
me: and roll me a blunt
her:quantas gramas?
me:how much i got
her:mucho senor
me:ahhh roll a fatty
her: tu quieres q yo fasso agora?
me: naw, roll it after you make my sandwish
her:si senor
me: o yeah bring me a root beer, hold back on the beer, heavy on the root
huh:
me: im just playing with ya!
her:hahahhahaha
me:yeah so make me a turkey sandwish and get around to rolling that faaaaaatty.
her:si senor
me: if the blunt is rolled badly ill beat you!
her: si senor...
me:just kidding, wheres my sandwhich woman!
her:si senor! ti amo!!!