"Many youths have attributed their feelings of depression and suicidal thoughts on marijuana use"

WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK!? WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO KILL THEMSELVES WHILST HIGH!? HUH!? WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE DOING, HUFFING GASOLINE!? ARRGGHHHH!!!

Honestly, who the FUCK is suicidal whilst high or even when not high? I mean from sweet Mary herself, not from other life troubles. I know plenty of people who were SAVED by Mary!