Confused as fuck...can anyone explain this?

[beachguy in thongs]

well i know that i believe that the bible is TOTAL BULLSHIT...lmao...

fuckin fanatics

I'm no religious fanatic by any means, but there's a lot, probably, most, that is not bullshit.

Ex:
"People are like grass that dies away;
their beauty fades as quickly as the beauty of wildflowers.
The grass withers,
and the flowers all away.
But the word of the Lord will last forever."

Adam and Eve is a 3,500 year old story. It's the origin of story-telling. You can't have Ralph Kramden without Alice, can ya'?