I once had a fight with Chuck Norris and I won the fight.

















But only because....















I AM CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Das Boot Reviewed by Das Boot on . Some Interesting Facts About Chuck Norris Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds till what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure. Rating: 5