Some Interesting Facts About Chuck Norris

[lateralus]

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
Before email was invented Chuck Norris would attach messages to kittens and roundhouse kick them.

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lateralus Reviewed by lateralus on 12-21-2005. Some Interesting Facts About Chuck Norris Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds till what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure. Rating: 5

[Weeden]

Hey, you stole my hard work. It took me literally MINUTES to find a copy of that list! You bastard!

[Reefer Rogue]

That was hilarious, the roundhouse kicks did become a bit predictable at times however.

[robert42]

ill tell my grankids

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Haha, I'm still lovin' them lol!!

[soHi]

bruce lee would still kick his ass, cos he's now a kick ass avenging angel!

[LittLeWinG]

i rekon gary coleman and chuck norris would be a good fight.....

[mike001]

all hail chuck!!!!

[CocaCola]

all hail chuck!!!!

^^ :clap: