Some Interesting Facts About Chuck Norris

[Hoy Ho]

chuck norris kiks ass

[Trichome Creator]

Few people know Chuck Norris can sucessfully preform a double roundhouse kick. Yeah he takes his pants off and roundhouses you and then his penis backlashes you a SECOND time. NOW thats skill!

[emg]

i like chuck norris, but didn't he get his ass beat by bruce?

[Das Boot]

How can Chuck Norris fight a fictional character? Bruce Lee?!?!?!

Didn't Chuck Norris get his ass beat by Spider Man?!?!?!

Oh wait...he did.

[flamingskullballs]

the sad part: i read the first half taki9mng it seriously

[ScarlettCrush]

hahahahahahahaha

I love that.

[yoda]

i saw some of those on entensity.net, and i thought they were hilarious. bt my favorite is "Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter."

[flamingskullballs]

hahahahahahahaha

I love that.

i loved you

love what?

[Irv]

:clap: lol :dance: :smokin:

[LittLeWinG]

OMFG HAHA

When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, Chuck said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
ROFL LOL LMAO LMFAO