Quote Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
What's the plural of virus?
Virii.

Well, lettuce is like mustard. You don't have mustards, you have more mustard. You have more heads of lettuce or more lettuce.
lateralus Reviewed by lateralus on . Calling all stoners! I have a challenge for you. What is the plural form of the word "lettuce". I will not paypal a dollar to the first person who finds it. GO! :dance: Rating: 5