Calling all stoners!

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Yes but when you scroll down on a word that you can add "s" to or use it in a different form it says so

ex: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=cat

cat Audio pronunciation of "cat" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kt)
n.
v. cat·ted, cat·ting, cats

BabyFacedAbortion Reviewed by BabyFacedAbortion on 12-20-2005. Calling all stoners! I have a challenge for you. What is the plural form of the word "lettuce". I will not paypal a dollar to the first person who finds it. GO! :dance: Rating: 5

[pabloescobar209]

why ask a question like this in a message board when you can find the answer in 5 seconds on google?

[Caruso329]

why waste 20 seconds posting a rhetorical question when you could've just kept your mouth shut?

Oh, and baby. What you're looking at is the verb cat, not the plural form of the noun cat. And maybe I'm just blind, but this is the only thing I see on dictionary.com's page.

let·tuce Audio pronunciation of "lettuce" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (lts)
n.

1.
1. Any of various plants of the genus Lactuca, especially L. sativa, cultivated for their edible leaves.
2. The leaves of L. sativa, used especially in salads.
2. Slang. Paper money.


[Middle English lettuse, from Old French laitues, pl. of laitue, from Latin lactca, from lac, lact-, milk (from its milky juice). See melg- in Indo-European Roots.]

[mellow mood]

viruses

i know this one

[lateralus]

What's the plural of virus?

Virii.

Well, lettuce is like mustard. You don't have mustards, you have more mustard. You have more heads of lettuce or more lettuce.

[Kramerica]

He said head

[Caruso329]

But say I have a salad using green lettuce, romaine lettuce, and iceberg lettuce. Does that salad have three lettuce or three lettuces? I know you could just change the question to "Does that salad have three types of lettuce?", but let's ignore that fact for a second. For some reason, this is really bothering me.

[lateralus]

He said head

Huhuhuhuh huhuh huh huh

[lateralus]

But say I have a salad using green lettuce, romaine lettuce, and iceberg lettuce. Does that salad have three lettuce or three lettuces? I know you could just change the question to "Does that salad have three types of lettuce?", but let's ignore that fact for a second. For some reason, this is really bothering me.

Okay, well let's ignore the fact that we don't say mustards. Does that bother you too? If not, please, do tell.

[beachguy in thongs]

It's lettuces and viruses, though internet junkies want viri, or virii.