Quote Originally Posted by McCauley Caulkin
McCauley Caulkin has a closet full of ipods, when one is scratched, McCauley Caulkin simply throws it away and opens a new one.

McCauley Caulkin also uses hundred dollar bills as toilet paper..... bow down you broke mortals

you also got married at a young age. by the way, how did that marriage turn out? are you still pimpin' ho's??