Quote Originally Posted by DrGonzo
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Scientists discovered recently that vegetables are actually intelligent, and can communicate at extremely high sound frequencies. If you have the right equipment, you can hear sobbing, pleading, screaming, and even death rattles while you prepare a salad!

Looks like you vegans are going to be reduced to eating your own body hair...


(btw, that was inspired by george carlin, the funniest asshole I've ever heard of. I myself have never heard a vegetable scream, nor do I care, as I don't eat that many anyways.)
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Thanks for that babe
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