Anyone Afraid of Ducks????

[SloppyJoe]

"anatidaephobia
the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you."


Gary Larson
FarSide

SloppyJoe Reviewed by SloppyJoe on 12-18-2005. Anyone Afraid of Ducks???? "anatidaephobia the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you." Gary Larson FarSide Rating: 5

[halo]

my friend got bit by a duck once...

we were 3 and he was giving them bread....

......and chasing them

[bonsaiguy]

Duck....yummy. Especially grilled.

[sweetnhighz]

omg ducks are my fav animal!
i knew some1 that was afriad of cows but would eat a steak? stupid bitch

[chisme]

"anatidaephobia
the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you."


Gary Larson
FarSide

i was scared of swans untill i was 16 and one attacked me when i was high for like the rd time ever so u know i was fucking mashed anyhow erm dont slay me for this because i really really was shit scared i kinda grabed the swan by the neck and through it into the pond. it was ok it just uprited its self then swam off but yeah now im ok wiv them cos i know i could kick ones ass if i had too :thumbsup:

[yAwn]

Ducks are okay, but geese are the scourge of my life.

[Roadking]

You might not believe this, but one day I pulled into a truck stop for some lunch...and after driving around looking for a parking spot, I found one. Only one problem....there was a little yellow duck standing in the middle of it. I pulled the truck right up close to that little duck...figured it would fly away or do something....but it just stood there and didn't even flinch. I couldn't run it over it...so I had to park half-assed. I got out and walked over to the duck. I thought about picking it up and taking it home...it was that cute....but, any little yellow duck that stands up to a truck is most likely rabid. So, I stepped around it and went inside.

[SloppyJoe]

uhhh........good story dude. U must've been high when you wrote it. lol

[st0n3r]

i fucking hate swans, scary things.

[Joy.Discovery]

haha, Gary Larson is the Shizznizz!