You might not believe this, but one day I pulled into a truck stop for some lunch...and after driving around looking for a parking spot, I found one. Only one problem....there was a little yellow duck standing in the middle of it. I pulled the truck right up close to that little duck...figured it would fly away or do something....but it just stood there and didn't even flinch. I couldn't run it over it...so I had to park half-assed. I got out and walked over to the duck. I thought about picking it up and taking it home...it was that cute....but, any little yellow duck that stands up to a truck is most likely rabid. So, I stepped around it and went inside.
Roadking Reviewed by Roadking on . Anyone Afraid of Ducks???? "anatidaephobia the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you." Gary Larson FarSide Rating: 5