If you could be....

[Polymirize]

dude! join ganj and i...we're pirates, and we're gonna take over the world. except i'm the captain, and he's my parrot.

I thought ganj just declared his intentions to become Gaspar Lamarack the lone wolf. Or as I'll always choose to think of him, some ocean's eleven styled bitch. So sneaky and all...

These are incompatible styles. I don't sneak. I'm a fuckin' pirate. I take what I want, when I want. At cannonpoint. No quarter asked or given, etcetera, etcetera...

But I've kinda already got this crew I roll with. So I can't commit to your leadership. Maybe we should just form an armada or something.

[sharpezor]

id be like tony soprano of the sopranos

OR

George Jung off of blow.

[lateralus]

I'd call random people all day, or acquaintances' enemies, and "sell" them internet service for cheap in exchange for their credit card information. Or I'd build New Orleans relief websites and buy cars with the profit. All while spamming both illegal pornography website advertisements, and the advertisements to my relief fund, to thousands of email addresses, and selling pirated software and media I downloaded off of my pirated version of LimeWire Pro that I burnt on blank CD's I bought with stolen money.

Then I'd meet others in my profession, form a massive alliance, and form what would be known as the E.N.W.O. (Even Newer World Order), and we'd dedicate our lives to using pawns (underlings) to create massive amounts of chaos in the media using cash bribery (from the money we'd obtained by ripping millions of people off) and technological know-how.

[tylerkane]

there was this guy that rode around on a bike and punched girls in the face, no joke.
when i heard that story, i laughed for the longest time ever.
if i was a criminal, i'd be a drive by woman puncher

[lateralus]

there was this guy that rode around on a bike and punched girls in the face, no joke.

LMAO

[emg]

there was this guy that rode around on a bike and punched girls in the face, no joke.
when i heard that story, i laughed for the longest time ever.
if i was a criminal, i'd be a drive by woman puncher

hell yes!!! that would be fuckin' hilarious.

[redsoxfan49]

id be a mother fucking TIGER, GRRRRRRRR, in the jungle, the mother fucking JUNGLE

thats not really a criminal but its close enough


grrreow

[lateralus]

hell yes!!! that would be fuckin' hilarious.

Didn't Sum 41 drive around hitting on girls, then spray them with a water gun? I always wanted to do that..

[tylerkane]

hah
^ not acceptable
haha
^ acceptable

[redsoxfan49]

i just made love with a tiger.