i would be either an arsonist or a pickpocket.
i like to steal, especially small personal things like lipstick or glasses. before i went to group therapy for this bad compulsion to steal (its not a joke, if you find yourself hanging out with people just because you think they would have cool stuff to steal, get some help.) i would go thru my coworkers purses and jackets. i was really good at it, never being cought or suspected. so i think pickpocketing is my kind of crime.
arson is one of those crimes that doesnt get as mush media attention as it used to. when i was a kid, i remember an arson attack that went thru our neighborhood, it freaked EVERYONE out. people would go out and buy security systems as soon as they heard about the arsonist torching houses and cars for the fun of it. arson is one of those things that just invokes fear. and fire is cool