If you could be....

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I'd like to be a locksmith. In the criminal sense of the word. Would be most handy for nearly all criminal offences.
Wanna go Scarface? Learn to be a locksmith

Wow, I watched the 2nd half of Scarface last night, sad what happens at the end.. he takes that shit like a man

*doesn't wanna give anything away for non-watchers*