I'd call random people all day, or acquaintances' enemies, and "sell" them internet service for cheap in exchange for their credit card information. Or I'd build New Orleans relief websites and buy cars with the profit. All while spamming both illegal pornography website advertisements, and the advertisements to my relief fund, to thousands of email addresses, and selling pirated software and media I downloaded off of my pirated version of LimeWire Pro that I burnt on blank CD's I bought with stolen money.

Then I'd meet others in my profession, form a massive alliance, and form what would be known as the E.N.W.O. (Even Newer World Order), and we'd dedicate our lives to using pawns (underlings) to create massive amounts of chaos in the media using cash bribery (from the money we'd obtained by ripping millions of people off) and technological know-how.