If you could be....

[king kong bong]

???

oh mierda - oh shit
el spanol.

[deathbyvalley]

lol, i know. i speak spanish fluently. i meant, why?

[king kong bong]

dunno just felt like sayin it.

i wish there was a female rapist out there.

[deathbyvalley]

some think it's technically impossible for a female to rape someone. i dunno.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

some think it's technically impossible for a female to rape someone. i dunno.

I do, if a gal had me at gun point, I'm sure she'd lose concetration of the gun, for the lovin', so then you grab them or the gun, and do your worst

Nechrophelia anyone?

[deathbyvalley]

lol, that song, code blue, by TSOL...fun stuff. i sent my friend this photo from a halloween-themed shoot i was in, and i was all zombied out, and he sent me the song.

[Harvesthetic]

I'd like to be a locksmith. In the criminal sense of the word. Would be most handy for nearly all criminal offences.
Wanna go Scarface? Learn to be a locksmith

[deathbyvalley]

my daddy's a locksmith!

[king kong bong]

or just carry a handcuff key on you at all times.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I'd like to be a locksmith. In the criminal sense of the word. Would be most handy for nearly all criminal offences.
Wanna go Scarface? Learn to be a locksmith

Wow, I watched the 2nd half of Scarface last night, sad what happens at the end.. he takes that shit like a man

*doesn't wanna give anything away for non-watchers*