after this, i was throughly fucked up and i went back in for what was left of english class. i took a vocab test (and got an A-) and then i got in deep shit cause i drew this hilarious comic the Adventures Of Weedman and Bong Boy and it is hilar ill try to scan it onto the comp later. he sent me down to the office and the principal obviously knew that i was blazed, so he had the security search me. they found nothing on me and im like "in your face, bitch!!" i went to lunch, and had like 3 orders of fries and 5 slices of pizza. then i went to biology and bought a dimebag of that shit that i had smoked earlier, and one of the kids in the bathroom where i bought it tried to snitch. i took my gum out of my mouth, stuck it in his hair, and bitch smacked him. he tried to chase me, but im fast, so i ran across the skool to another bathroom, hid behind the door and tripped him, and he literally landed his face in a urinal. so, i took a plunger out of a stall, stuck it ina poopy toilet, and put it on his head and stuck it there.
da haze meister Reviewed by da haze meister on . Best Day EVER!!! Today was the best ever. I met up with some friends before my morning detention and smoked 2 bowls of some dank nugs. i went to detention, sat that shit out, then the real shit kicked in. I started seeing shit like real slow and laughing my ass off. my math teacher i think was suspicious, but w/e i dont care. in phys ed, i actually ruled flag football, i was making catches and shit like crazy, even though i reeked of weed and the gym teacher made a remark like "have you been smoking" and im Rating: 5