Things that other people like but you dont?

[beachguy in thongs]

You want to know the most ridiculous thing about sports? People become millionaires if they can do it well enough. I mean, I'm real impressed you know how to throw a ball around, however I think there are other people who deserve that money, like cancer researchers or starving African kids. But nooo, we have to pay some jerk millions of dollars because he's good at playing with balls, just so he can get more coke and hookers. Well I've got a couple balls these people can suck on.

Maybe, if we start filling up the labs with spectators, we can get these guys the extra half-a-year mill with ticket sales.

And one more thing. Everybody likes not liking one style of music.