Finally put my mom over the edge.

[djembe85]

when u gain her trust back and lose the tests don't get caught. i used to get caught all the time being careless. leaving aluminum around, my bag i carried my piece in, smelling like pot when i came in, leavin pot in pockets, not stashing due to being too high, etc etc. make sure there is no evidence other than being high, and even then u gotta pull that off and make it seem like ur not. sux talkin to ur parents and ur so blitzzed u can't rember the statement u made 30 seconds ago

djembe85 Reviewed by djembe85 on 12-18-2005. Finally put my mom over the edge. okay well my mom has caught me alot of times and done nothing about it besides telling me shes going to do somthing about it but never does. well today she found a lighter in my pocket of my jeans and she said there was 'marijuana residue' on the back. well i think this last time just finally really pissed her off so now shes saying shes going to piss test me eveyr two weeks and if i fail shes calling my probation officer. i just wanted to see if u guys think it would be safe to maybe smoke Rating: 5

[DataMatrix]

Piss in the toilet, and don't let her have a drop :P.

[PaRanOiD81]

yeah man, if its between smoking or going to jail, just quit smoking. Thats a no brainer. If you feel the need to "OCASSIONALLY" get a little blitzed, get drunk.... thats what I do sometimes.....but just don't make it a habit....

[ilikewom]

just put fukin apple juice in there or something ... unless u let ur mum watch u (which i really dont want to picture)

[rollinKansas]

just wait till this blows over, gain her trust back, and if u still have to smoke which u prob will just makw sure that A u can withouth getting tested,and B u remain unoticed/caught. if u do everything smoothly no one wiill ever no so be careful!

[Sentinel]

get a clean buddys piss and there you go

[420purplehaze420]

get a clean buddys piss and there you go

thats the only way man, or if its a cheap one just put apple juice in it. but your mom must be one hell of a bitch to make the call that sends her son to prison for smoking weed?, and a lighter pushed her over the edge? my god thats ridiculous.

[sdffa11]

dont try to mask his dependence. you're an idiot for getting caught that many times where your mom would have to threaten you. i would do the same thing if my kid doesnt even have any respect for me to even try to hide his bad habit.

[GanjaBob]

hey sdffa
FUCK YOU
first of all my mom never even punished me even when the cops caught me smokin in my car or any of the other times she had caught me.
second i hadnt been caught for about a month because i had been being careful about it and one day she randomly decides to wash my pants that are on my floor and finds a lighter. its not like i went up to her and blew a hit in her face dickhead. and since when has smokin a little weed been a bad habbit? why dont u stop being such an asshole and go shoot yourself or somthing productive like that.

[Chondo]

my mom has caught me a couple of times and said she'd drug test me, but so far i haven't pissed in a cup yet... but i recommend quitting for a while and just see wut happens

and pay no attention to assholes like sdffa :stoned: