How to Know When You've Done Too Much DXM

You can identify a dozen different brands of cough syrup ... by the smell alone
The local pharmacist starts asking about your tuberculosis problem
The checkout clerk calls you "that Robitussin junkie"
When you take out your recycling it's all brown glass bottles
You ran out of excuses at the supermarket and now just tell people you like that cherry taste
If Drixoral Dollars were real you'd own a Ferrari
You haven't slept in two weeks, haven't eaten solid food in days, and you've just told your parents that you're marrying an alien from the desert planet Zolgar
You've gotten so used to your eyes moving independently that you think you're actually a cleverly disguised lizard
You just made your fifth Christmas ornament out of those little plastic shotglasses
People ask you why you're walking around in shorts and a T-shirt sweating like a horse ... in the dead of winter.
Your native language now consists of grunts and bizarre gestures
Sophia Loren, Sean Connery, etc., come knocking at your door offering a night of passion and you tell them you aren't into "meat pleasures"
You think you're on the Internet ... physically.
You're sure you're actually a Jedi Master, but for some reason your Jedi Mind Powers don't seem to work on the cop that just arrested you for walking naked down Main Street.

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flamingskullballs Reviewed by flamingskullballs on . so true... How to Know When You've Done Too Much DXM :D You can identify a dozen different brands of cough syrup ... by the smell alone :D The local pharmacist starts asking about your tuberculosis problem :D The checkout clerk calls you "that Robitussin junkie" :D When you take out your recycling it's all brown glass bottles :D You ran out of excuses at the supermarket and now just tell people you like that cherry taste :D If Drixoral Dollars were real you'd own a Rating: 5