I don't really "stash" it since I live on my own, but here's what I have:
2 glass bowls
1 metal bowl (never used except in bong construction)
1 glass clip jar (used to have two but one of them broke)
1 metal airtight phallic-shaped container
1 pack of white Zig-Zag rolling papers
3 screens
several lighters
no weed
a tiny bit of resin that I'm going to smoke right now

Oh well, I only have to go one day sober since on Saturday I'm getting a nice fat sack. I can't wait.