Yeah, I'm sorry. I didn't tell anyone, I swear. I, also, found this. Hold on, let me go get it.

Oh, okay, this must've been from when you were younger.

This is taken from the Eastern section of the website:

"Mommy, How can I call Santa to tell him thanks for the Hot Dogs?"
Ah, ha, I laughed so hard that christmas when young flamer first realized that his only present that year was linkin logs.