Essay, you say?

First, I need to submit an outline.

I. The Three Pics
A. Earthy looking, tan, maybe a scrotum visible.
B. Dignified. A woman.
C. Not Flaming Skull Balls.

I'm gonna have to go with A. It's the only one that brings up the image of a guy getting thrown into a horses ass, head first, during a circus act. Ever see that?