yes beachguy, essay...
however, since i am the teacher in the pinnacle of this project, i get to choose the topics:

either:
1. the relationship between business men and whores
2. a painted masterpiece of 3 sheets sitting on a wine bottle
3. an abstract diagram, including (but not restricted to) dark men showing off their scrotums, a dignified women, a cracked out man with a noosahead, and a pair of red socks
4. the infamous juggling of the flaming balls