Stupid question.

[ADaisyChain]

my wife now (wasn't at the time) basicly swallowed every single day for a year (>.> it feels good, what can i say) and didn't get pregnant....atleast from that....

As long as its yours she's swallowing every single day...

let me be the first in this thread to call you the luckiest man here.

[slipknotpsycho]

As long as its yours she's swallowing every single day...

let me be the first in this thread to call you the luckiest man here.

let me be the first in this thread to call myself the unluckiest man here....we split up and about 1-2 years later got back together, she wouldn't do it anymore...not even once after that >.< and now i'm married so i stand no chance at ever getting to feel it again, ever.

[ADaisyChain]

lol, well at least you're not makin her. Maybe one day you'll get her really in the mood. Good things happen when they're really in the mood. Besides, you still have 365 days of swallowed sperm under your belt. That's more then most guys will ever have.

[slipknotpsycho]

>.> yea but 365 isn't enough once you've had just 1 day's taste.... and yea, it won't ever happen again, i could like get her so in the mood she'd fill up an olympic swimming pool and she still wouldn't..... so yea, i'm screwed.

[Dankmike]

but in theory i would be right...

[powair]

It is impossible to become pregnant from swallowing semen. If you think your girlfriend became pregnant and all you had was oral sex, then it definately was not your child.

I get a mouthful at least once a day. And if you don't swallow, what on earth do you do? Run to the toilet or just spit it into your boyfriends mouth?

[NathanDigweed]

err no in theory you are completly wrong, lets see now, the sperm enters your gfs mouth, is then swallowed passin it down the esophagus into the stomach, there its greated by a shit load of acid ( u ever see that film inner space with the bloke that gets shrunk and put inside the body of a bloke, well remember that evil bloke was in the stomach when he died, he had a bit o protection too in the form of that suit thing and he died, yur sperm get fucked over 1000 times) that will break it down faster than you can say 'im cummin darlin'. Gastric acid is strong shit. by that time and cos of the size of sperm it would of been digestied or partly, even so, its dead then its gotta go thru the small intestines which brings it into contact with bile and other lovely fluids that help break it down even more, then it goes thru the large intestine where the water and sodium is removed, also the microbes in there bacteria like Bacteroides, Lactobacillus acidophilus, Escherichia coli, and Klebsiella also help break it down even more, by the time yur girl shits or pees, there be no living sperm anywhere nr her love nest, god, kinda wish i didnt get kicked outta med school for being a stoner

[Harvesthetic]

I get a mouthful at least once a day.

that's such blatant girl honesty wanna refill? no offence

[opiuser]

i skeeted in some girls mouth right and she swalloed it and if shd digested it and pissed it out it would go threw her pussy therfore get he pregent??
like i said its a stupiid question and im high.

damn dude... let me have some of whatever you're smoking.

[imagoober]

i ate an earthworm once and it came out still alive..... not! your stupid......