Stupid question.

[ADaisyChain]

thats how i got my last girlfriend pregnant man, no lie. don't do it man its not worth the risk.

[Breukelen advocaat]

thats how i got my last girlfriend pregnant man, no lie. don't do it man its not worth the risk.

Yup, the same thing happened to me a few years ago. I had this girlfriend, and the only sex we ever had was oral. She became pregnant, had the baby, and now I'm paying child support. Damn!

[Joel]

Are you sure she didnt cheat on ya?

[Breukelen advocaat]

Geez, I never even thought of that........thanks a lot for the tipoff!

:dance:

[ADaisyChain]

positive.

doctor said that semen actually burrows its way through the digestive tract, taking the sperm on a one way trip to the ovaries.

[ADaisyChain]

lol advocaat glad to know im not alone.

[deathbyvalley]

that being said. i extend to you an invitation to the party in my pants.

sorry, i'll have to decline.

[Breukelen advocaat]

ADaisyChain wrote:lol advocaat glad to know im not alone.

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This same thing happened to ANOTHER guy I know, so I just called him up for the scoop.

He was getting BJ's every other day from this chick, she got pregnant, and they stopped seeing each other. By the time she had the baby she was living with another guy, but she still wanted the child support from my friend. He balked, but she had sent away for a DNA paternity kit, which she claimed would prove that he was the father.

So, he goes over to her (and her boyfriend's) place and she has him scrape inside his mouth with a little plastic thingy, put it in a vial so that it could be mailed off to the lab for comparison with a vial containg the baby's tissue sample, and he then left.

A week or so later, she got the results in the mail, calls up my friend, and what do you know? The DNA sample of his, and the baby's, were a match! She even showed him the paper that verified it!

Can you beat that?

[ADaisyChain]

hahahah

threads like these are fun. Takes me back to health class where they had a box you can put questions in anonymously. We would always put fun ones like "In what ways do testicles compare to cadbury eggs?" and "Please draw boobs on chalkboard for informational purposes."

They always ignored them, but we knew they read them, and that was good enough.

[slipknotpsycho]

omg, i seriously can't beleive you asked this.... i really can't. i mean any question is good enough, better than not knowing right? but somehow i think you're just trying to stir up controversy.... i just don't see how anyone could possibly think this would happen.... i mean you eat food all the time? does it come out looking like when it went in? that's because stomach acid breaks it down to the smallest, itty-ist bitty-ist parts it can become, meaning no living creature could survive (and sperm is technically a living creature) and i can confrim it doesn't....my wife now (wasn't at the time) basicly swallowed every single day for a year (>.> it feels good, what can i say) and didn't get pregnant....atleast from that....