Quote Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
Then have sex with her corpse.

Go back to her house and get it. Say, "I know you hate me, but I just want my guitar pedal and you'll never see me again". Go IN there and get it. It's yours, right?

If that doesn't work, ask to bring a police escort with you. knock on the door with the bacon, and she'll have no choice but to give back to you.
"But Officer, he smokes cannabis!"

"Oh he does, does he?!"

"Book 'im, boys!"
3 Sheets To The Wind Reviewed by 3 Sheets To The Wind on . Dilema ok so i just need abit of advice, i split up with my ex-gf and she has something of mine still, to be precised its a £200 guitar FX pedal. and so i cant speak 2 the girl directly bcoz she h8s my guts and her family feel like they wanna murder me. so i was thinkin wot is the best possible solution? and i dont wanna hear ''well ya better face it its long gone!'' cuz i dont want that 2b the case, my mother bought it 4 me and i am very grateful 4 it.........if not then i guess i will have 2 save Rating: 5