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12-14-2005, 04:39 PM #1OPSenior Member
Fuck the system, man
Got busted with a couple of my friends for smoking pot in one of my friends dorm room.
We had our vaporizer and just got done with our third bowl when my friends roomate came in. My friends roomate is the most unsocial stuckup fucktard of a kid you could ever meet. He took one look at what was going on and his eyes grew as big as saucers. He turned around and promptly left the dorm room.
At this point we're all thinking, oh shit oh shit he's going to rat us out (RA's room is literally 10 steps away in the same hall) we all try to stand up and act as fast as we can but everything is seemingly in slow motion. We then try to decide where we want to hide the vaporizer and where we were going to put all the cashed bud (we had it saved for a J)..We kept finding a hiding spot but then took it out and tried to put it somewhere else, little paranoid i guess? lol.
All of a sudden, the dorm room door busts opened (we locked it after the kids roomate left) and it is our RA. He caught us red handed with the cashed bud in my hand, the 150$ vaporizer in my friends hand, and the whip in my other friends hand. We just stood there with all this paraphanalia staring at the RA. One of my friends started to chuckle...i guess at the seemingly horrible situation...then we all burst out into laughter.
The RA ends up calling public safety, they take our bud, the vaporizer, and a few grams of my weed that i guess i forgot i had on the floor. Then they all write us summons'.
Got my letter today from the deans office after having a chat with her about the situation the previous day. I ended up getting 24 hours of community servicve, 3 months probation, and have to attend 3 drug seminars. If i don't go to these things i'm subject to fines, and residential removal.
Anyway, kind of sucks...but i'm going to make sure to go to each and every seminar high. :dance: :smokin:hihigh Reviewed by hihigh on . Fuck the system, man Got busted with a couple of my friends for smoking pot in one of my friends dorm room. We had our vaporizer and just got done with our third bowl when my friends roomate came in. My friends roomate is the most unsocial stuckup fucktard of a kid you could ever meet. He took one look at what was going on and his eyes grew as big as saucers. He turned around and promptly left the dorm room. At this point we're all thinking, oh shit oh shit he's going to rat us out (RA's room is literally Rating: 5
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12-14-2005, 04:43 PM #2Senior Member
Fuck the system, man
that roomates an ass, he didnt even give you guys a warning. He could of least said dont smoke this shit in here anymore instead of rushing to the RA. oh well and good luck.
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12-14-2005, 05:05 PM #3Senior Member
Fuck the system, man
Originally Posted by hihigh
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12-14-2005, 05:17 PM #4Senior Member
Fuck the system, man
i would beat the absolute shit out of the room mate, or all spit and jack off on his bed for the rest of his college life, then tell him on the last day
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12-14-2005, 05:46 PM #5Senior Member
Fuck the system, man
Yeh man, that guy is a
fucktard
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12-14-2005, 07:05 PM #6Senior Member
Fuck the system, man
omfg that is retarded
ppl like that really piss me off
kick him square in the nuts for me man
crap in a box and put it under his bed then jerk off on his pillow, kill his family, slit their throats, rape them with a meathook and take a christmas picture of it and send it to him on christmas day
MERRY FUCKIN CHRISTMAS YOU DIRTY RAT!
MUAHAHAHAHAH
later
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12-14-2005, 07:25 PM #7Senior Member
Fuck the system, man
Kick his ass, if some fucktard did that to me I'd nail him in the face.
Originally Posted by Kronus76
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12-14-2005, 07:51 PM #8Senior Member
Fuck the system, man
same thing happened to me except it was three of us smoking a grav in my room and one kid kept opening the door to go to his room. then we finished smoking and i went outside to smoke a cig and when i walked back in there were 2 pub safety officers and my RHD(head of the building who literally lives right next to me) and one public saftey guy was like john(he knows my name cuz me and a friend got caught smoking by him but he didnt care he let us go) is that your room, and i was like yea(stoned as shit). then they were like can we come search it, and there was nothing i could really do so i was like yea i guess. they found the grav sitting on my window sill and they searched my drawers and found my favorite bowl, which i dont own anymore cuz of those assholes, and my freezer, which had a bottle of jager and a handle of bacardi in it. but it was my fault though so i cant really be mad.
anyway i got $150 fine, drug and alchohol counciling, and a 5 weekend suspension from campus. no parental notification though so they have no idea why ive been coming home every week for 4 weeks so far lol
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12-14-2005, 07:53 PM #9Senior Member
Fuck the system, man
Originally Posted by xNoa
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12-14-2005, 07:55 PM #10Senior Member
Fuck the system, man
What a dick. Ask him what his fucking problem is with you putting something of your choice into your own body. And then kick him square in the nuts a couple dozen times.
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