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    #1
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    Fuck the system, man

    Got busted with a couple of my friends for smoking pot in one of my friends dorm room.


    We had our vaporizer and just got done with our third bowl when my friends roomate came in. My friends roomate is the most unsocial stuckup fucktard of a kid you could ever meet. He took one look at what was going on and his eyes grew as big as saucers. He turned around and promptly left the dorm room.

    At this point we're all thinking, oh shit oh shit he's going to rat us out (RA's room is literally 10 steps away in the same hall) we all try to stand up and act as fast as we can but everything is seemingly in slow motion. We then try to decide where we want to hide the vaporizer and where we were going to put all the cashed bud (we had it saved for a J)..We kept finding a hiding spot but then took it out and tried to put it somewhere else, little paranoid i guess? lol.

    All of a sudden, the dorm room door busts opened (we locked it after the kids roomate left) and it is our RA. He caught us red handed with the cashed bud in my hand, the 150$ vaporizer in my friends hand, and the whip in my other friends hand. We just stood there with all this paraphanalia staring at the RA. One of my friends started to chuckle...i guess at the seemingly horrible situation...then we all burst out into laughter.

    The RA ends up calling public safety, they take our bud, the vaporizer, and a few grams of my weed that i guess i forgot i had on the floor. Then they all write us summons'.

    Got my letter today from the deans office after having a chat with her about the situation the previous day. I ended up getting 24 hours of community servicve, 3 months probation, and have to attend 3 drug seminars. If i don't go to these things i'm subject to fines, and residential removal.

    Anyway, kind of sucks...but i'm going to make sure to go to each and every seminar high. :dance: :smokin:
    hihigh Reviewed by hihigh on . Fuck the system, man Got busted with a couple of my friends for smoking pot in one of my friends dorm room. We had our vaporizer and just got done with our third bowl when my friends roomate came in. My friends roomate is the most unsocial stuckup fucktard of a kid you could ever meet. He took one look at what was going on and his eyes grew as big as saucers. He turned around and promptly left the dorm room. At this point we're all thinking, oh shit oh shit he's going to rat us out (RA's room is literally Rating: 5

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  3.     
    #2
    Senior Member

    Fuck the system, man

    that roomates an ass, he didnt even give you guys a warning. He could of least said dont smoke this shit in here anymore instead of rushing to the RA. oh well and good luck.

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    #3
    Senior Member

    Fuck the system, man

    Quote Originally Posted by hihigh
    Got busted with a couple of my friends for smoking pot in one of my friends dorm room.


    We had our vaporizer and just got done with our third bowl when my friends roomate came in. My friends roomate is the most unsocial stuckup fucktard of a kid you could ever meet. He took one look at what was going on and his eyes grew as big as saucers. He turned around and promptly left the dorm room.

    At this point we're all thinking, oh shit oh shit he's going to rat us out (RA's room is literally 10 steps away in the same hall) we all try to stand up and act as fast as we can but everything is seemingly in slow motion. We then try to decide where we want to hide the vaporizer and where we were going to put all the cashed bud (we had it saved for a J)..We kept finding a hiding spot but then took it out and tried to put it somewhere else, little paranoid i guess? lol.

    All of a sudden, the dorm room door busts opened (we locked it after the kids roomate left) and it is our RA. He caught us red handed with the cashed bud in my hand, the 150$ vaporizer in my friends hand, and the whip in my other friends hand. We just stood there with all this paraphanalia staring at the RA. One of my friends started to chuckle...i guess at the seemingly horrible situation...then we all burst out into laughter.

    The RA ends up calling public safety, they take our bud, the vaporizer, and a few grams of my weed that i guess i forgot i had on the floor. Then they all write us summons'.

    Got my letter today from the deans office after having a chat with her about the situation the previous day. I ended up getting 24 hours of community servicve, 3 months probation, and have to attend 3 drug seminars. If i don't go to these things i'm subject to fines, and residential removal.

    Anyway, kind of sucks...but i'm going to make sure to go to each and every seminar high. :dance: :smokin:
    thats fucking sick.. taking a vaporiser?? shit they aint even illegal, punch them in the face

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    #4
    Senior Member

    Fuck the system, man

    i would beat the absolute shit out of the room mate, or all spit and jack off on his bed for the rest of his college life, then tell him on the last day

  6.     
    #5
    Senior Member

    Fuck the system, man

    Yeh man, that guy is a
    fucktard
    ! Lay the smack down on that s.o.b for grassing on you and tell him if he grasses again then he's got more coming. Man that kinda shit pisses me off. Take a dump in a shoebox, wrap it up in xmas paper and leave it outside the RA's room, knock the door and run. He'll get well jolly only to find a brown treat hidden inside...

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    #6
    Senior Member

    Fuck the system, man

    omfg that is retarded

    ppl like that really piss me off

    kick him square in the nuts for me man

    crap in a box and put it under his bed then jerk off on his pillow, kill his family, slit their throats, rape them with a meathook and take a christmas picture of it and send it to him on christmas day

    MERRY FUCKIN CHRISTMAS YOU DIRTY RAT!

    MUAHAHAHAHAH

    later

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    #7
    Senior Member

    Fuck the system, man

    Kick his ass, if some fucktard did that to me I'd nail him in the face.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kronus76
    He really wanted a scale, so like all high schoolers, he decided to steal one from the school. He finaly got the courage up, and did it. he called me over that night to show it to me because he couldn\'t get it working. When i got there, it wasn\'t a scale, it was one of those balancing things that weighed the MASS of an object. Good thing, now my buddy can sell weed according to how much water it displaces, nice going dipshit.

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    #8
    Senior Member

    Fuck the system, man

    same thing happened to me except it was three of us smoking a grav in my room and one kid kept opening the door to go to his room. then we finished smoking and i went outside to smoke a cig and when i walked back in there were 2 pub safety officers and my RHD(head of the building who literally lives right next to me) and one public saftey guy was like john(he knows my name cuz me and a friend got caught smoking by him but he didnt care he let us go) is that your room, and i was like yea(stoned as shit). then they were like can we come search it, and there was nothing i could really do so i was like yea i guess. they found the grav sitting on my window sill and they searched my drawers and found my favorite bowl, which i dont own anymore cuz of those assholes, and my freezer, which had a bottle of jager and a handle of bacardi in it. but it was my fault though so i cant really be mad.

    anyway i got $150 fine, drug and alchohol counciling, and a 5 weekend suspension from campus. no parental notification though so they have no idea why ive been coming home every week for 4 weeks so far lol

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    #9
    Senior Member

    Fuck the system, man

    Quote Originally Posted by xNoa
    thats fucking sick.. taking a vaporiser?? shit they aint even illegal, punch them in the face
    all smoking devices are legal until you smoke weed out of them

  11.     
    #10
    Senior Member

    Fuck the system, man

    What a dick. Ask him what his fucking problem is with you putting something of your choice into your own body. And then kick him square in the nuts a couple dozen times.

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