Fuck the system, man

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

hahahaha

P.E.N.G.U.I.N. Reviewed by P.E.N.G.U.I.N. on 12-16-2005. Fuck the system, man Got busted with a couple of my friends for smoking pot in one of my friends dorm room. We had our vaporizer and just got done with our third bowl when my friends roomate came in. My friends roomate is the most unsocial stuckup fucktard of a kid you could ever meet. He took one look at what was going on and his eyes grew as big as saucers. He turned around and promptly left the dorm room. At this point we're all thinking, oh shit oh shit he's going to rat us out (RA's room is literally Rating: 5

[EternalEnemy]

Not good enough. Do more to him.

[WalkaWalka]

do not wrap the box just put paper around it and slice the edges in such a way that when he takes the top off a bunch of shit just spread right on too his shoes.
Also when he ran outa there i would went after him and tried to calm him down

[Phyrrus]

So... what happened with the whip? they let you keep it!?!

[shrek45]

Got busted with a couple of my friends for smoking pot in one of my friends dorm room.


We had our vaporizer and just got done with our third bowl when my friends roomate came in. My friends roomate is the most unsocial stuckup fucktard of a kid you could ever meet. He took one look at what was going on and his eyes grew as big as saucers. He turned around and promptly left the dorm room.

At this point we're all thinking, oh shit oh shit he's going to rat us out (RA's room is literally 10 steps away in the same hall) we all try to stand up and act as fast as we can but everything is seemingly in slow motion. We then try to decide where we want to hide the vaporizer and where we were going to put all the cashed bud (we had it saved for a J)..We kept finding a hiding spot but then took it out and tried to put it somewhere else, little paranoid i guess? lol.

All of a sudden, the dorm room door busts opened (we locked it after the kids roomate left) and it is our RA. He caught us red handed with the cashed bud in my hand, the 150$ vaporizer in my friends hand, and the whip in my other friends hand. We just stood there with all this paraphanalia staring at the RA. One of my friends started to chuckle...i guess at the seemingly horrible situation...then we all burst out into laughter.

The RA ends up calling public safety, they take our bud, the vaporizer, and a few grams of my weed that i guess i forgot i had on the floor. Then they all write us summons'.

Got my letter today from the deans office after having a chat with her about the situation the previous day. I ended up getting 24 hours of community servicve, 3 months probation, and have to attend 3 drug seminars. If i don't go to these things i'm subject to fines, and residential removal.

Anyway, kind of sucks...but i'm going to make sure to go to each and every seminar high. :dance: :smokin:

dress up in ski masks and such, one weekend when you are supposidly going back home to visit family and stuff, stay in town and beat the shit outta him, then just head home and no-one is the wiser