My neighbour lets his dog ...

[blastfast]

Heavily advertise his address as a transexual's brothel, 50p per bumming.

[LOVElife]

Rape his dog and record it and blackmail him

He's trying to get the bloke back Rob! Not putting himself up for Beastiality Charges!!!! lol

[robert42]

lol yea thats why i said record it lol

[robert42]

Eh?

i meant to right

You had sexual intercourse with his wife did'nt you jacob?

[Miggoll]

I'm female btw!!!

[robert42]

Ohhhhhh then its cos u didnt go down on him

lol

so ur female eh ican take him out for u if u want all u gta do is kiss my hand and ill make him a offer he cant refuse

[Euphoric]

Youre going to hell

[Miggoll]

Youre going to hell

I'm already there.

[blastfast]

Only a girl could muster such evil-doings against K-9 kind.

[Miggoll]

Ohhhhhh then its cos u didnt go down on him

lol

so ur female eh ican take him out for u if u want all u gta do is kiss my hand and ill make him a offer he cant refuse

Just your hand right .... just your hand?