2. Marijuana (Kind Bud) â?? I believe it was Lincoln who said Americans should have a â??turkey in every pot.â?? Well, I think Iraqis should have 'pot in every house.' Weed. Itâ??s calming. I donâ??t know about you, but personally, if it wasnâ??t for the soothing cannabis plant, I would'nt be able to function like a sane human being either. So we should definitely send the Iraqis some weed. But not just any weed. We need to make sure they get tons and tons of the good stuff. That's right. Iâ??m talking kind bud. Cause shitty weed just pisses you off. Things're so messed up in Iraq, only the strongest Mary Jane will work. Seriously. It clears your head out and puts you at peace with the world. If youâ??ve never smoked weed before, just trust me on this, kind bud for Iraq. Itâ??ll work.
this is retarded, why would we need to send them weed? Afghanistan is right there, they grow bud. DUH