Has anyone ever gotten caught masturbating while high?

[tribute to me]

Happened to me the other night...my brother caught me. Tell me THAT isn't awkward.

Also, who here gets wicked horny after smoking?

tribute to me Reviewed by tribute to me on 12-13-2005. Has anyone ever gotten caught masturbating while high? Happened to me the other night...my brother caught me. Tell me THAT isn't awkward. Also, who here gets wicked horny after smoking? Rating: 5

[da haze meister]

yeah i get horny but i dont jack off i let the girlies do it for me

[tofilmfan]

Yeah dude....I got caught jacking off by my step sister, but her dad and my mom got divorced and she's not my step sister anymore

[CocaCola]

Have you ever seen the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed?

[boardman]

no, I can't say I havn't

[Cleveland]

Yeah dude....I got caught jacking off by my step sister, but her dad and my mom got divorced and she's not my step sister anymore

are you trying to say something without saying it?

[daima]

I was almost considered the "masterbaiter"
I got a job on this fishing boat when i was young and my job was to bait the hooks for the tourist who would charter the boat for the days fishing. This job started out at 20$ per hour, and if i stayed with it for 30 days i would be promoter to masterbaiter and make 30$ per hour. wowie.
dai*ma :thumbsup:
Remember kids,..... masturbation is safe(unless you work out. then i'd be careful on the pulllin and yankin) and you can do it alone.

[Clevelandsmokin]

I was almost considered the "masterbaiter"
I got a job on this fishing boat when i was young and my job was to bait the hooks for the tourist who would charter the boat for the days fishing. This job started out at 20$ per hour, and if i stayed with it for 30 days i would be promoter to masterbaiter and make 30$ per hour. wowie.
dai*ma :thumbsup:
Remember kids,..... masturbation is safe(unless you work out. then i'd be careful on the pulllin and yankin) and you can do it alone.

Thats some funny shit there man

[thcbongman]

When I was 15, I was real ripped, and I was sitting in a car at a rest stop, and I just started jacking off in the car, minding my own business wacking it. My parents came back and I was startled and also realized 2 chicks were watching me the whole time! My dad whooped my ass right on the spot with a belt. Boy I was embarrassed. I have trouble wacking it from that experience.

[CocaCola]

Where do you people get off on whacking it off wherever you can?