Has anyone ever gotten caught masturbating while high?

[thcbongman]

Same reasons why people fuck in forests, and cathedrals.

It's a thrill. Personally I'm disgusted by sex, too many times of animalistic sex on E with random hos killed my sexuality.

thcbongman Reviewed by thcbongman on 12-14-2005. Has anyone ever gotten caught masturbating while high? Happened to me the other night...my brother caught me. Tell me THAT isn't awkward. Also, who here gets wicked horny after smoking? Rating: 5

[CocaCola]

Being with someone else is different. Jacking off behind a Wendy's is a no-no, though... Go home and jerk it, for christ sakes!

[thcbongman]

I agree with you wacking it in public is disgusting, but the thrill is none the less the same, then again, I find the whole sexuality thing as repulsive. Just thought I would share a tale. That's all.

[CocaCola]

I see where you're coming from...

[sharpezor]

When I was 15, I was real ripped, and I was sitting in a car at a rest stop, and I just started jacking off in the car, minding my own business wacking it. My parents came back and I was startled and also realized 2 chicks were watching me the whole time! My dad whooped my ass right on the spot with a belt. Boy I was embarrassed. I have trouble wacking it from that experience.

WOW LOL

dude, are you asexual or something? since u think sex is sick?

[thcbongman]

WOW LOL

dude, are you asexual or something? since u think sex is sick?

Pretty much. I want a lady who respect herself. Who doesn't dick one dude, and an hour later dicks another.

Sex became a commodity to me. It's nothing special.

[sharpezor]

heh, that sucks.

you mean to tell me that if you saw a bunch of 18 year old girls with tight jeans at the mall you wouldnt enjoy it in any way?

[Up In Smoke 420]

I'm so happy I've never been caught looking at porn.

[YayAreaPnjbi]

I donno about masturbating while high, it feels pretty good. But sex? Sex is fan-fuckin-tastic while high...the orgasm lasts dayzz. Hmm. That reminds me, imma
go call up a breezy so i can get some action 2morrow night

[thcbongman]

heh, that sucks.

you mean to tell me that if you saw a bunch of 18 year old girls with tight jeans at the mall you wouldnt enjoy it in any way?

If they have hot bodies yes. They have to work out. I admire bodies and tonage.