Dude you need to stop for a second and ask yourself by what manner to you wish to unltimately meet your death? Choose how you want to die and live your life accordingly.

So, yea, if you choose to meet your death with an torn asshole in a storm pipe then do have a fun journey getting there oh wise traveller.
Post pictures along the way.

There are web sites that will show you where the best places to get discarded food before the garbage truck comes.I saw it on TV.
So you can google that before you go so you can plan your pit stops and dine in style.
I will try to find one as a parting gift.
May the orifice be with you.