Quote Originally Posted by trapped in a dream
im not religious but this is really goin too farwhos gonna masturbate with a jesus face on itomfg
Plenty of women masturbate while thinking about jesus. The Andy Warhol actress, VIVA, once wrote in a book about her teenage fantasies, and one of them was sucking the cock of christ on the cross.

Now they can actually stick him up their orifices!

They can be used for theraputic purposes, also. There are a lot of people in recovery from fundamentalism, and other various christer cults. I would recommend that they get a jesus or mary buttplug or dildo (or two for women), lube 'em up, stick the figure(s) inside themselves, and go to church like that. This should throw a whole new meaning on the ceremony and phrase "born again" - especially when they expel the device(s) from their opening(s)! Now, EVERYBODY can say that they give a shit for jesus!