You can take your Baby Jesus and Shove Him!

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

i still want that zombie jesus!

[Breukelen advocaat]

lmfao....baby jesus butt plug...

Of course, one of Mary, specifically made for guys that needs a good prostate massage, woud be best. Imagine getting "head", in there, from a little "mutha of god"; it must be awesome! I can picture her robed head nuzzling and stimulating the acorn-shaped prostate.

[opiuser]

man... if christianity is the truth, those people are going straight to hell

[ADaisyChain]

I wonder if they make any money off of it. The amount of offensive products the average joe can think of is astronomical, so if they're making any money off this I want to start manufacturing random offensive tools to enhance lives.

[Bmoreblasted]

Wow... What if the Bible is truth... and we do all have to stand one day in judgement... I'm just saying what if... How would we explain the butt plug crafted to resemble the Son of God..., and that we thought that was funny cute.......................................... Just sayin....is all

[ADaisyChain]

What if the Bible is truth.. How would we explain the butt plug crafted to resemble the Son of Godl

"Forgive me?"

[hank]

Lol

[BabySnookums]

omg that shits just so wrong and so funny on so many fucking levels! and yeah it does kinda make you wonder...wth could you say for yourself it god and all christianity is real?

*stands at gods feet, sheepishly looking at the ground and kicking at something* i dunno god....i was horny?!