Here's a suggestion. Buy a ruler that folds in half so you can carry it in your back pocket. That way, next time you are tempted to get into a "brawl" over the "ladies" that you "stole" from some "tough guy" with your mad "kick boxing" skills, you two can just whip it out and measure your dicks before any fists are thrown.

Oh don't lie to us, honey. You live for the drama. Personally, I find your public display of pre-pubescent-esque angst highly amusing.
lemonboy Reviewed by lemonboy on . I have a kind of funny problem What do u think about those bullies that pick on u after threatening you that they will kick your ass or something and smack you and make you shut up and shit when u are in the game scene? I hate drama, but damn I live by a mantra of "I was born from a pussy, but I will not die a pussy". I carry 6 ounce gloves in my pocket when I go play the game because I know my hands are lethal weapons, and in court they will probably look at my hands as lethal weapons. BUt I can't seem to avoid these so Rating: 5