made this one earlier this morning for my fat white friend:
yo im sittin hittin a bong singin songs waitin wishin im on a mission i call up my boi on his cell well he picks up he says "sup" i say "ey bitch its ya boi from hawaii no lie man come on down no frowns here man jus smiles for miles cuz we high oh my" he says "aight cool fool imma ask my dad but i dunno hes kinda mad, cuz miami sucks fuck, they losin hes choosin the wrong team they soft like whipped cream" but oh shit a hit a fumble miami recovers rumbles down touchdown, yeah! "oh fuck yeah, nah hes happy and my tits are flappy, imma ask now, if hell allow, me to fly over fuck hes so happy hell probly buy me a range rover" and im like "aight shootz hoots and hollers i got twenty dollars buy a fat twin sack yo i know you got my back, aight peace" so im back sittin blazin eatin rasins im gettin the munchies i want some lunchies, but i gotta wait resist the bait cuz my boi gotta call me on the phone, ring ring, i pick up hear a groan, "my dad says no fo sho, this sucks" and im like "FUCK", and then i hear a laugh "man dont have a calf, a baby cow im jus playin my dad said i can go now! imma pack my back pack load up the cadillac and get to the airport itll be a short while couple thousand miles but i be there soon around noon, jus chill and spend that twenty dolla bill on somethin else taht green know what i mean?" so im get to the port round noon eatin prunes and i see a fat white bitch and he aint look rich so i knew he aint a tourist fuck he probably the poorest one on the plane cuz he buy so much mary jane its insane

im from hawaii BTW, and my friend moved to florida and he is planning to come back to hawaii and visit