freestylin'

[PuddingSpoon]

im stoned rite now and one of my favorite things to do while stoned is freestyle about random shit, so anyway i thought of a game: i give a word and everyone freestyles about that word and feel free to wander off subject, its cool cuz you can see the persons train of thought!!! anyway yeah the word, hmm.......rasta

ok here goes, yo yo rasta eat some pasta with a silver fork a fat pig makes pork babies come from a stork nah im just playing no what im saying i guess not do the robot pop n lock rock n roll i like to bowl get a strike taked a hike or ride my bike get hit oh shit by a truck ow just my luck a broken back its cracked i cant move nothin to prove im hurt red alert hear sirens im cryin beggin please on my knees saying no no not know i wanna play more tip the cow and theyll say moo shoo go away hey you guys are gay you bullies pull the pulleys lift pull thats cruel, cruel intentions yo im in detention drawing a pic wit my man nick we jokin tokin smokin were high oh my my eyes are so red imma go to bed nighty night lets fight left right uppercut to your gut knock out your wind yo im pinned i gotta tap clap clap standing ovation im a patient you the docta polygon with 8 sides is a octa, gon gone in 60 seconds, seconds how bout some thirds you see those birds yeah i wish i could fly oh my bye bye bye n sync wink wink you get it? nah forget it

hee hee so fun ok you guys go, btw im not black so sorry if mine sucks

PuddingSpoon Reviewed by PuddingSpoon on 12-11-2005. freestylin' im stoned rite now and one of my favorite things to do while stoned is freestyle about random shit, so anyway i thought of a game: i give a word and everyone freestyles about that word and feel free to wander off subject, its cool cuz you can see the persons train of thought!!! anyway yeah the word, hmm.......rasta ok here goes, yo yo rasta eat some pasta with a silver fork a fat pig makes pork babies come from a stork nah im just playing no what im saying i guess not do the robot pop n lock Rating: 5

[RastaKaze]

Rasta-far-i
That Is my religion
Smokin' a spliff, man
That is my desicion
Back up, you whack buck
Lookin like yo ass just fell out the crack truck!
Aight, you wanna get smacked up?
Come at me with all you got man I'll leave you jacked up
hacked up
I'm spittin' these facts up
Like vomit
Watchin' wallace and grommit
on the TV
Life's just to easy
Gotta kick back sit back and roll up an E Z
My hair may be greasy
But listen to jokes, HA HA
they ain't cheesy

[RastaKaze]

oh come on you got me all hyped what happened

[PuddingSpoon]

huh?

[RastaKaze]

choose another word and rap again... challenge us man

[OzzyOz]

bitches better neel
because i'm the next shaquil Oneal
i may not be black
but i'm sure as hell not whack

I kick it freestyle with rastakaze
deadlier than a can of mace

I'm not gonna discriminate
But i know this earths fate
it'll plunge into hot fire
and there'll be corrosion
deadlier than any explosion


i'm gonna stop rapping now
but before i stop
i'm gonna take a bow

[hipEstoner]

bitch this drugs makes me itch like bugs on my back, about to by a fat sack of green, thats what i mean, or what im saying, cuz im not playin, im smokin, dopin, coken, coke in my nose while im fuckin all these ho's, hi off dro and were sittin in the snow, , ima bout to think that its 40 below, zero, the weed i get is soo good that the smoke from it glows as i blow it from my nose and fall down to my toes, i cant keep writin cuz im not fo show , m, so i think imana go, shove this blow up my nose ,walk right out the door fuck im fallin thriough the floor

[NightProwler]

yoyoyo

[RastaKaze]

Ill rhymes and good times
at CANNABIS
dot com with hot mom's you know it's the shit
and When I spit it's legit
Slick Rick woulda picked
me to be in his click
You know why?
Look at the look in my eyes
When I ryhme it's like a valcano and you all die

Eruptions
Upon your entire nation
Leaving you're bitch ass devastated and your food in rations
Man I'm ruthless
ya useless
we been thru this and thru this
and if you say another word
man I swear I'ma do this
Bitch, chew this!
Aight you know i'm tired
SCREW THIS

[OzzyOz]

I like pie
especially when i'm high
it can either be lemon meringue
or chocolate
whatever, there all tasty thangs

I like to eat my pie with milk
while wearing some silk
it's all normal
for me, the king
who lives in a castle made of bling

you look like a fox
with chicken pox
like a bitch ass hoe
not knowing where to go