freestylin'

[Harvesthetic]

bitches better neel
because i'm the next shaquil Oneal
i may not be black
but i'm sure as hell not whack

I kick it freestyle with rastakaze
deadlier than a can of mace

I'm not gonna discriminate
But i know this earths fate
it'll plunge into hot fire
and there'll be corrosion
deadlier than any explosion


i'm gonna stop rapping now
but before i stop
i'm gonna take a bow

Deadlier than a can of mace ooh man that's deadly

no offence though keep on rimin'
:thumbsup:

[hipEstoner]

haha you have gizmo as your av!

that movie freaked me out when i was on shrooms

[PuddingSpoon]

made this one earlier this morning for my fat white friend:
yo im sittin hittin a bong singin songs waitin wishin im on a mission i call up my boi on his cell well he picks up he says "sup" i say "ey bitch its ya boi from hawaii no lie man come on down no frowns here man jus smiles for miles cuz we high oh my" he says "aight cool fool imma ask my dad but i dunno hes kinda mad, cuz miami sucks fuck, they losin hes choosin the wrong team they soft like whipped cream" but oh shit a hit a fumble miami recovers rumbles down touchdown, yeah! "oh fuck yeah, nah hes happy and my tits are flappy, imma ask now, if hell allow, me to fly over fuck hes so happy hell probly buy me a range rover" and im like "aight shootz hoots and hollers i got twenty dollars buy a fat twin sack yo i know you got my back, aight peace" so im back sittin blazin eatin rasins im gettin the munchies i want some lunchies, but i gotta wait resist the bait cuz my boi gotta call me on the phone, ring ring, i pick up hear a groan, "my dad says no fo sho, this sucks" and im like "FUCK", and then i hear a laugh "man dont have a calf, a baby cow im jus playin my dad said i can go now! imma pack my back pack load up the cadillac and get to the airport itll be a short while couple thousand miles but i be there soon around noon, jus chill and spend that twenty dolla bill on somethin else taht green know what i mean?" so im get to the port round noon eatin prunes and i see a fat white bitch and he aint look rich so i knew he aint a tourist fuck he probably the poorest one on the plane cuz he buy so much mary jane its insane

im from hawaii BTW, and my friend moved to florida and he is planning to come back to hawaii and visit

[redsoxfan49]

heres something i just threw together with this chick, i like it though....
its called "My Humps"

What you gonna do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
Iâ??ma get, get, get, get, u drunk,
Get you love drunk off hump.
My hump,

Check it out
I drive these fuckers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ice-ys.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and then Donna
Karan they be sharinâ??
All their money got me wearin fly gear but I ainâ??t askin,
They say they love my ass â??n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion,
I say no, but they keep givinâ??
So I keep on takinâ??
And no I ainâ??t takinâ??
We can keep on datinâ??
I keep on demonstrating.


My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got u,
Sheâ??s got me spending.
Spendinâ?? all your money on me and spending time on me.
Sheâ??s got me spendinâ??.
Spendinâ?? all your money on me, on me, on me

What you gonna do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
Iâ??ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gonâ?? do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
Iâ??m a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cause of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps, check it out!

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea letâ??s go
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Lets spend time not money.
and mix your milk wit my cocoa pops,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa pops, milky, milky riiiiiiide.

They say Iâ??m really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryinâ?? a feel my hump, hump.
Lookinâ?? at my lump, lump.
U can look but you canâ??t touch it,
If u touch it Iâ??ma start some drama,
You donâ??t want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So donâ??t pull on my hand boy,
You ainâ??t my man, boy,
Iâ??m just trynâ??a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps
In the back and in the front.
My lovinâ?? got u,
Sheâ??s got me spendinâ??.
Spendinâ?? all your money on me and spending time on me.
Sheâ??s got me spendinâ??.
Spendinâ?? all your money on me,up on me, on me.
What you gonâ?? do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
Iâ??ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gonâ?? do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
Iâ??m a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.

What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
Iâ??ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off THIS hump.
What you gonâ?? do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
Iâ??ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work

She's got me spending
spending all your money on me
as time on me
She's got me spending
spending all your time on me,me,me

[BabyFacedAbortion]

^^ Boys and girls, that's my song right there.

[redsoxfan49]

MY SONG

[PuddingSpoon]

ok no offense or anything, but guys please stop trying to be funny, because well....your not, and please dont laugh at the people trying to be funny either, it only encourages them and makes them think theyre funny

[OzzyOz]

yo your an assgoblin
which is a goblin that comes out of your anus
it's often blamed for the death of the dinasours
but that isn't what made it famous

[redsoxfan49]

ok no offense or anything, but guys please stop trying to be funny, because well....your not, and please dont laugh at the people trying to be funny either, it only encourages them and makes them think theyre funny

sarcasm is different than trying to be funny.

[RastaKaze]

Yo everybody just chill as I kick
Ill rhymes that are sick
I'm the gear dat makes the clock go tick tock tick
Yes I'm selectively picked
with mad rhymes that are slick
Well yes my skin may be white but I AIN'T no hick
And I come off hard
with rhymes that are odd
I rip the microphone and leave it scared
Never hittin, of sniffin, or takin a whiff
Only questionin' MC's who be tryin' to grip