freestylin'

[OzzyOz]

i shaved my pubes
with no shaving lube
it still itchen
and yes, i'm still bitchen

because if your a sucka
you gotta go
don't shave your downtown
or your gonna frown

DON"T SHAVE YOUR DOWNTOWN!!

that shit is whack
now i have no hair on my sack

Trimming is better
take it from the feller
who's done both
and likes to sail on boats

OzzyOz Reviewed by OzzyOz on 12-12-2005. freestylin' im stoned rite now and one of my favorite things to do while stoned is freestyle about random shit, so anyway i thought of a game: i give a word and everyone freestyles about that word and feel free to wander off subject, its cool cuz you can see the persons train of thought!!! anyway yeah the word, hmm.......rasta ok here goes, yo yo rasta eat some pasta with a silver fork a fat pig makes pork babies come from a stork nah im just playing no what im saying i guess not do the robot pop n lock Rating: 5

[OzzyOz]

maybe i shouldn't have posted that last freestyle... but....


I'm a little white man
they often call me
the sandman
putting bitches in there sleep
like a OD
on every drug including PCP!

Now this is where it gets mellow
and i just say hello!
to all the people
smoking that bud
keeping it cloudy as MUD!

[BlackLabelXmas]

lmao Both of those poems made me laugh Ozzy.

[OzzyOz]

and you thought i was done
well guess what
my rhymes are like diareeha
that shit keeps coming back
my rhymes may be whack
but atleast i don't smoke crack!

[OzzyOz]

lmao Both of those poems made me laugh Ozzy.

i take my rhymes very seriously

[RastaKaze]

My flows so incredible
It's probably edible
And for the words that I spit
You know I'm credible
The finest? Me.
a Rap dynasty
The game wouldn't be nothin'
If you minussed me
Haha that's funny
but let me tell ya sonny
you don't ryhme like this, when your mind is on the money
Rappin? I love it.
Ya don't like it? Shove it.
But choose to spit back and I'll cook you like an oven
:rasta:

[chakruh]

everytime u pray u ask god for rhymes like mine,
the rhymes that shine and tickle you down your spine,
one line from my mind is like a sign from above, it fits like a glove and radiates pure love.

[chakruh]

so many ill words just call me terminator, a demonstrator rhyme creator, cooler than your radiator.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
yo yo yoooo, yo, yo
yo,
wussup,wussup?
yeah,yeah,

yeah
yeahyeah

..my name is Babyface....
they say I'm a disgrace
I smoke weed 'cause I like the taste
and the way it makes me feel
so I'll get twenty dollars
and give you a hollar
and um maybe make you squeel.


o.o I'm so white it hurts

[RastaKaze]

haha you have gizmo as your av!