Quote Originally Posted by ADaisyChain
I once sold a cow to mcdonalds for 500 dollars.

700 dollars


1300 dollars

I stole the cow at gunpoint from a farmer.

900$

Stole two chickens too.

Then sold the farmer some flour and told him it was coke.

I got 1900$ for the fucking cow alone man. Not including the chickens and cocaine.

ROFL!!!!!! LMAO!!!

O JESUS CHRIST

who cares if he stooped to their level, he got the job done

props to you man dont take shit

later