I once sold a cow to mcdonalds for 500 dollars.

700 dollars


1300 dollars

I stole the cow at gunpoint from a farmer.

900$

Stole two chickens too.

Then sold the farmer some flour and told him it was coke.

I got 1900$ for the fucking cow alone man. Not including the chickens and cocaine.
ADaisyChain Reviewed by ADaisyChain on . TRICKED OUT!!! I got the ultimate revenge on these kids that stole from me. I was 100% sure that they did, but i played it off like i didnt know and invited them over to smoke. I went into my room and rolled 4 blunts, one with real weed, and 3 with oregano (made sure i knew which was which by marking the oregano ones). I gave them the blunts with the oregano, and me with the weed. I got a video camera, and they werent suspicious because, in their eyes, i had just given them free weed. Rating: 5