Christianity. In Christianity, you can do anything and be forgiven if you ask Jesus real nice. Just ask Jeffrey Dahmer, who is chilling in Heaven as we speak. Oh, but make sure you don't say anything bad about the Holy Ghost, because that's the exception. According to the Bible, if you say anything bad about the Holy Ghost, you can't be forgiven and you'll go to Hell forever. Fuckin' Ghost, what's so special about him? He can suck my cock. But back to the subject at hand. Yeah, go with Christianity.