Dream Girl

[DirkZooDiggler]

Dream girl. Where are you? It seems as if everywhere I look i see the same girl.. Oversized sunglasses, ripped jeans.....all Hollistered out. I mean, I'm totally down for a girl who can dress, but nothing turns me off more than seeing a freakin orange girl with blonde hair, walking around with her shingly, metalic purse. You know? Plus I work at Abercrombie...so I am around these kind of girls all day...and it just sucks for me because that is really not the type of girl that I am looking for. I really just want a girl who I can chill with. Someone super relaxed...who I can just lay back and smoke weed with...and talk to. At one time, I had a girl who I enjoyed talking to as much as I enjoyed having sex with...no lie. Too bad I didn't know what I had until much later, after she was gone. I would love to find that kind of girl again. Sometimes I just imagine how great it would be if the girl that I am looking for is at the same time looking for me and what it would be like if we found each other. We could talk, smoke, and have sex all day. That would be the greatest. And then if she had tattoos....oh I would have to keep her forever. Anyway...I just thought I would give you guys a little look into my life. Anyone relate? Hope to get some comments.

DirkZooDiggler Reviewed by DirkZooDiggler on 12-11-2005. Dream Girl Dream girl. Where are you? It seems as if everywhere I look i see the same girl.. Oversized sunglasses, ripped jeans.....all Hollistered out. I mean, I'm totally down for a girl who can dress, but nothing turns me off more than seeing a freakin orange girl with blonde hair, walking around with her shingly, metalic purse. You know? Plus I work at Abercrombie...so I am around these kind of girls all day...and it just sucks for me because that is really not the type of girl that I am looking Rating: 5

[UnViaje]

i luv white chix w/out tans :thumbsup: that orange look is way too retarded

[Ganj]

i luv white chix w/out tans :thumbsup: that orange look is way too retarded

shh, i think he's talking about orange people. do not let him know that they don't exist. fuck! i've said too much.

[king kong bong]

orange greys from Zeta Reticuli 1 & 2

[psychopixi]

See, when white girls tan, they don't go orange; when they buy fake tan and bathe in it, that's when the "You've Been Tangoed" look appears.

[deathbyvalley]

lol, i think it's funny when girls look like cheetos...

[ScarlettCrush]

I'm that girl.
Cute, kind of goofy, fun, loyal, kinky, pierced, tattooed, complex, honest, intelligent, and a little crazy. (but totally worth it)
I spent most of my life looking for a man who wanted to keep me. I've been with ones who didn't smoke, didn't make me happy, been with many who started out great, but petered out when it was time to get serious. I'm still friends with some of them, who tell me they're sorry and stupid for leaving me. I don't know why they didn't value me when I was with them. dumbasses

I have someone now who is keeping me.
He's so smart.

[Omni05]

i like girls with low standards

[king kong bong]

"Actually, I keep my standards pretty low, so I'm never disappointed."