i woke up in the morning still high as fuck and went to school high as fuck. i got two suspensions, because i told the teacher that he looked like he just fell off of a florida tree and called him mr. mandarin, (he was wearing a bright orange shirt, and was really fat) and then asked a senior to tickle my pickle in the principals office, and i threw my binder at the speaker during an assembly. the rest of the day coasted by, and then i went home and ate 24 hot pockets, and 12 snack packs of Pop Secret, and went to football practice and later on the football game. i was blazed as hell (still!!) and started throwing game balls into the stands. i went home and slept until the next afternoon. good times, man, good times. but anyway... that was the last time i smoked, and now every few weeks, i feel high as fuck for a few hours here and there. i suspect that the shit was around 50 percent THC or higher, and that the idiot that sold it to me didnt know.
da haze meister Reviewed by da haze meister on . really weird experience last time i smoked was late september. i bought a twenty of cat piss and rolled it into one tightly packed blunt. my little brother took a HUGE hit (hes 13, 90 lbs) and he fell over and threw up. i was trying to get medical attention for him, and hes like "dont call 911 dude" and hes liek "come closer" and i thought he was dying cause i was kinda toked a bit, and he was like "come closer" and as i was right near him, he goes like "matt, theres always been something i wanted to tell you" and im Rating: 5